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25 November 2010 @ 09:39 pm
On memorial day an old fighter ace is invited to a kindergarten. Kids ask him how many planes he shot down. He says:
— Well, one day during the Battle of Britain saw a bunch of fockers in the skies. The first foсker came at me out of the sun, but I out maneuvered him and blasted him down. A second foсker came at me from below, but I looped behind him and gunned the foсker down as well. A third foсker saw this and tried to retreat into the clouds, but…
The teacher jumps in:
— Children, before the story continues, you have to learn that Focker is the type of plane German air force used to fly during World War II.
— Yeah, that’s right. But them particular fockers were flying Messerschmitts.

Отсюда: http://roberlee.livejournal.com/314174.html